The Good, The Dad and the Ugly

Some Dad jokes are good, some are bad and, let’s face it, some are just plain ugly.

You’ve only got one Dad, so help him stock up on good Dad jokes with this ideal gift.

Fill in your name on the front cover so he’ll always remember who it’s from.

"I got sick of being told I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!"

"I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!"

"I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why."

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I’m looking for the man who shot my paw." (Requires a John Wayne accent)

"Dad, can you put the cat out?"

"I didn't know it was on fire."

The book has 185 more!